- oh hi! as you may havenoticed, your vagina does not come with an owner's manual. although, i can tellyou that would have been really helpful and saved me a lot of infections growing up.
gallbladder polyps, vaginas work basically like this. it's like a little ecosystem. it maintains and cleans itself. the actual vagina, the inside,
you never have to clean in there. and you don't ever wantto put anything in there. well, nothing to clean in there. that includes douches,soaps, bleach. (squeals) what all that stuff doesis go all up in there, and it (bleep) everything up. and the vagina has good bacteria that keeps you clean and healthy. by introducing soap ordouching, you kill off that
good bacteria, and youcan mess up the delicate ph balance of the vagina, whichcan cause a yeast infection or also something calledbacterial vaginosis, which is characterized by a fishy smell. you can also get urinarytract infections from getting soap around your rurethra, your urethra. yeah, i can talk! so, any time you see thesoap, it's coming towards your vagina, you say, "get away, soap!
"we are not cool, be gone!" now, in terms of keepingthe outside clean, the proper way to clean your vulva is to gently spread your labia or the lips, and then use some warm water and your hand to gently rub betweenthe folds and clear off all the sweat and bacteria. "so, you mean i shouldn't use shampoo?" no.
"what about shaving cream?" only on the hair part. "what about toothpaste?" that's for your teeth. "oh yeah." vaginas are not nearly asdirty as people think they are. you want dirty? probe someone's mouth. warm water, your hands,a washcloth, or a loofah.
that's all you need to stay clean. i swear on my vagina! i think a lot of the reasonwhy people scrub vigorously with soap is because theywant it to smell really good. they're self-conscious aboutwhen someone goes down on them. but in most cases, you don't gotta trip. it's normal for the vaginato have a mild scent. every vagina smells different. the only time you needto worry is if it smells
pungent or really strong, because that could be tellingyou you have an infection. if you're still feelingself-conscious about someone going down on you, justtake a little dab of your favorite perfume, and putit between your thighs. and then there's thequestion of discharge. discharge, that clear or milky white stuff that comes out of yourvagina throughout the month, that is your vagina's cleaning process.
the color, consistency,and quantity of discharge throughout the month willchange, but only subtly. you wake up in the morningwith a rainbow in your panties, there's probably something up. i always think it's funnywhen my partner thinks that i'm really turned on, butit's actually just discharge. but i mean, for all intents and purposes, it works the same way. now, some parting wisdom-ish.
i have found the vagina trifecta. they are cotton undies,garlic, and yogurt. wearing cotton undies allowsyour vagina to breathe. i mean, you like breathing, right? so does your vagina. i'll wear other types of undies,too, but i'll try to make sure to wear mostly cotton. i also try to incorporate lots of garlic and yogurt into my diet.
the yogurt and the garlic both help along that good bacteria i wastelling you about earlier. all right, this has been a video. don't forget to subscribe to my channel if you like my videos. and follow me on tumblr,'cause i post lots of funny pictures and learny pictures and... stuff. i think you'll like it, maybe.
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